anybody else ship Wasabi and Tadashi? I feel alone in this. 

People, read the fucking warnings a fanfiction has before reading it. Even though I know I have issues, I do not like receiving “YOU HAVE FUCKING ISSUES” as reviews for the things I write. The shameless smut I write is not for you. It’s for people like me, who have the same fucking issues. Don’t like, don’t read motherfuckers.

So guys how do you like Bumblebee’s name on my new theme?

lolololol

I saw the new yellow Camaro in a car shop in near our house earlier today. Whenever I see a yellow Camaro, I want to scream “BUMBLEBEE” on top of my lungs, as loud as Shia LaBeouf and wait for it to turn into a badass alien robot.

Robin is the Eevee of Gotham [ source ] Does that mean evolution = puberty? Dick should get a third evolution into Batman, too, right?

Was supposed to sleep already but the new Arkham Knight video hit me like a ton of bricks and now I’m wide awake, freaking out and in hysterics.

GUYS IT’S A NEW ARKHAM KNIGHT TRAILER AND I’M FREAKING THE FUCK OUT

29. Food.

I hate undercooked rice. I HATE it. I like food that you guys will probably find disgusting. The ones I like most are: grilled chicken and pork intestine (they’re called “isaw” pronounced “ee-sahw”) chicken gizzard, can be adobo or grilled ox tongue (lengua in mushroom sauce with white wine) duck embryo (called “balut” pronounced “bah-loot”) …